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To all girls  and guys who are not married yet...

You will agree with this. MUM & DAD -

This is why I am not married yet!! 


 

1. The nice men are ugly. 
         
     2. The handsome men are not nice. 
               
3. The handsome and nice men are gay. 

 

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. 

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think  we are only after their money. 

7. The handsome men without money are after

our money. 

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and

somewhat heterosexual, don't think

we are beautiful enough 

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,

somewhat nice and have money, are cowards. 

10.The men who are somewhat handsome,

somewhat nice and have some money

and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and

NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! 
            
11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW ....

WHO REALLY UNDERSTANDS MEN?

 

      

 

If you but knew How all my days seemed filled with dreams of you,

How sometimes in the silent night Your eyes thrill through me with their tender light,

How oft I hear your voice when others speak, How you 'mid other forms I seek -

Oh, love more real than though such dreams were true, If you but knew.

Could you but guess How you alone make all my happiness,

How I am more than willing for your sake To stand alone,

give all and nothing take, Nor chafe to think you bound while I am free,

 Quite free, till death, to love you silently,

Could you but guess..

Could you but learn How when you doubt my truth I sadly yearn To tell you all,

to stand for one brief space Unfettered,

soul to soul, as face to face,

To crown you king, my king,

till life shall end, My lover and likewise my truest friend, Would you love me, dearest,

as fondly in return, Could you but learn ?